Einstein's joyride.

Here's a tip for you wannabe felons out there: When you and your buddy have boosted a car, and you then have to dodge a speed trap, don't try to evade the heat by crashing through the gate of CENTCOM headquarters. The only way you could make things easier for the forces of Law & Order is if you neatly parallel-parked your stolen vehicle in a cell block at the county lockup.

Good job, morons.

(Then again, if they were smart, they wouldn't be out boosting cars in the first place...)